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The Ya'll BOOLshittin'! Theme: Apostasy, by BillesDeRais
The Randals, "goFUNDyourself" backers for the Envavo Heatbuff, take a consumer survey sent out by it's creators, Laci Green clearly makes the financially wise choice for her brand to partially eschew her MTV-funded echo chamber by pretending to invite in adversarial voices from long standing detractors, much to the chagrin of her fan base, while WilyMD introduces OneEighth to Kevin "Pongo Robustus" Logan, undisputed champion of the condescending, webcam-dwelling, Shite-Knight lunatics who claim to defend Laci Green from Super SJW Fighters and from herself, all wrapping up on a lighter note with the new bit: "Bullshit on BOOLshit," where the Randals talk about their favorite episodes of Penn & Teller, which inspires OneEighth to share the story where he dreamt "the future."
Featuring music by: Replay and Dayfly
OneEighth and WilyMD discuss the latter's good friend and ex-podcasting buddy, BlueSun, his attempts to pretend that he has not been actively trying to be a massive encumbrance over social media and Wily's retaliatory machinations; all the while, the Troubadour of Facebook Tussling, the aforementioned OneEighth, is doing quite the opposite: bringing people together with social media.
Join the Randals as they discuss internet trolling and Prank Bros, OneEighth's revisiting of "Penn & Teller's Bullshit," his love for the Robert Stack show "Unsolved Mysteries" and WilyMD's minor disgust at modern blogging, featuring a piece entitled, "Anxiety Makes You Look Like an Asshole."
Featuring music by: Dayfly and Cybervision/Crudbump
The Randals attempt to avoid a looming Gangsta Rap war by recanting their Issue 24 mockery of West Coast rap crew Bool-Aidd Producktionz in hopes that they won't be forced to resurrect their own rabid hip-hop personas, "BillesDeRais" and "Rootin' Tootin' Ryan," which they, in a pact with the Dark Lord, agreed to forego in exchange for podcast riches and fame, lest they eventually share a metaphorical coffin with Biggie and Tupac.
Featuring music by: Cybervision/Crudbump and The Maybes
Tha Randal's Last Week Legato over Nardwuar's strangely all at once effective, obnoxious and intoxicating interviewing habits and theories into why large youtube advertisers are pulling out over shoddy reporting, then go forward with Google's coexist homepage and Islamophobia, Stephen Colbert being religious, WilyMD playing Betrayal At House On the Hill without his good buddy OneEighth, who's been dying to play it ever since he watched Wil Wheaton fit all of the mansion tiles up his ass on youtube, Pepsi, Black Guy or White Guy? and the latest Envavo Heatbuff update as a challenger emerges!
Featuring music by: 13 Saints and The Ophelias
Apparently not mentioning PewDiePie is well-nigh impossible as The Wall Street Journal's two month tattletale campaign to discredit, undermine and attempt to make irrelevant it's most notorious competition via whining to Mrs. Advertising about the other kids' use of "adult language" in the lunchroom continues.
Join the Randals as they talk about "You Tube Armageddon Mk. XX," traffic maniacs and autistic rappers vs. Nardwuar, all wrapped up with the goFUNDyourself Heat Buff Update #2 and an audio clip of WilyMD's neighborhood "Wilt Chamberlain Cat" doin' thangs.
Featuring music by: Goodnight Tonight, SuperDivorce and Free Ride
Watch the Randals bring in a Last Week Legato to finally put an over-played outrage-porn merchant to bed, one Bryan Smegmanengus of Gizmodo and OneEighth's attempt to drown his co-host in victory BOOL-Aidd during his second round of "Black Guy or White Guy?" featuring multiple subjects, all competitors for a new Grammy category: "Worst Fucking Rap Alias Goddamned Ever, by an Artist of Unknown Race/Gender."
Featuring music by: SuperDivorce, Sierra Caywood and Replay
OneEighth goes HAM SANDWICH in the tightest episode of Y'all BOOLshittin'! yet. There's fun to be had by all as the Randals discuss rampant cat orgies, giant fish that resemble a certain Honorary Academy Award Winner, an infamous Geocacher who you should all keep your children away from, Joey Ryan's homoerotic cock-wrestling competitor and reluctantly, the Nintendo Switch, featuring a round of Black Guy or White Guy?, WilyMD's goFUNDyourself update on the Heatbuff and a new bit: Eradicating Racism With Ryan.
Featuring music by: Sierra Caywood, Kernel Panic and Skelpit Lug
Join the Two Randals' attempt to salvage and bury the slew of keyboard canaries who are slowly dying of asphyxiation by one another's ass fumes billowing within the Twitter mines, including Wil Wheaton, J.R.R. Rowling, physics expert, Brianna Wu and the recurring clown-shoes, Ben Fritz; a Bryan Menegus of Gizmodo joins the WSJ fray of the "I'm better than you because I'm not a Hitler, for God's sake," 5th Estate click-bait scramble-fest of 2017, Youtube's "The Young Turks" have no right chastising anyone about making light of genocides, Lil' Wayne refuses to be #BlackLivesMatter's boy-toy, fried chicken's irrelevance to Black History Month, goFUNDyourself: featuring HeatBuff, and a hot rich guy makes himself hotter by ripping his face utterly apart and morphing into a living cartoon.
Featuring music by: Kernel Panic, The Maybes and Skelpit Lug
Eeny meeny miny moe, The Walking Dead is a boring show. Stop watching it.
The Randals discuss T-shirt recalls, Wil Wheaton and other overgrown twitter children, the "Last Week Legato," which brings back PewDieSiegHeil, his slanderers' motivations and it's thematic connection to The New York Times' "leaked" video of Milo Yiannopoulos: all cherry-on-topped by the very real and not at all a joke endorsement of The Wall Street Journal by Neo-Nazi website, The Daily Stormer; a jam-packed episode featuring a Sarah Silverman sponsored goFUNDyourself, OneEighth's Facebook Tussles and WilyMD's Foster Stories.
Featuring music by: 13 Saints, ill-iteracy, Vaults of Extoth/JSarge and The Maybes
OneEighth and Wily MD join the cacophony of PewDiePie defenders with every other sensible person, as the Wall Street Journal randomly sought to create a propaganda campaign of Stalinian proportions against the silly Swede for no apparent reason. What did they have to gain from this? Do the writers of the piece and it's companion youtube video have a fetish for being verbally tarred and feathered on social media?
Watching wrestling as an adult is also weird (and makes you a sliver closer to being like Steve Shives) and OneEighth turns the game Black Guy or White Guy? back on it's creator, with expected Shyamalanian twists.
Featuring music by: ill-iteracy, Goodnight Tonight and The Ophelias
The Randals return, ever moustachioed, to share music with the world and discuss their fall hiatus, satire, the mass narcissism-suicide that took place after the 2016 US election, the philosophically disgusting and disingenuous concept of physically attacking someone who's values you detest to virtue signal to other morally bankrupt individuals (AKA: punching Nazis) all topped off with a round of "Black Guy or White Guy" and "OneEighth's Facebook Yarns."
Featuring music by: Vaults of Extoth/JSarge, World of Fools and Goodnight Tonight
The doublewide episode.
The Randals talk about "Blair Witch" after having seen it on opening night and growing up religious/irreligious; then do a complete one-eighthy and discuss Black Lives Matter for two hours.
"I'm not watching football to have some political view jutted out into my living room; I want to watch two fucking nimrods beat the shit out of each other on the football field." -OneEighth
Evening Win/Lose ratio: 13/10
The RocketBros. come off of a discussion about racism (again) and apply it to the plot of the 1996 half-animated film, Space Jam, and win more than they lose. Featuring the creation of a new character, "Cultural Appropriation Samurai."
The Randals take Implicit Association Tests to confirm their collective, automatic preference for fat, black women, as to test the validity of the IAT test itself.
Randal 1 runs afoul of facebook again, tweets at Bill Burr's wife for some reason and Randal 2 brings in a three round session of "Black Guy or White Guy?" and discovers craigslist "rants & raves."
The Randals take the political compass test at https://www.politicalcompass.org/ and address some of the middle-ground (intentionally) overlooked in it's survey questions. Randal 1 addresses "Historically Black Colleges and Universities" due to a clip of William Hayes of the L.A. Rams where he appears to be a dumbass; Randal 2 addresses that the clip may have been manufactured, or at least made prominent, strictly to drive attention to the NFL.
Randal 1 "Runs Afoul of Facebook" again and talks about Coast to Coast AM. Randal 2 ponders whether a new generation of "gamers" who prefer to watch games being played instead of playing them suddenly became vogue while he wasn't paying attention.
Rounds 2 and 3 of "Black Guy or White Guy?!" and Randal 1 brings in another "Running Afoul of Facebook" with a George Takei post; Randal 2 helps him unravel the absurdity of #BlackLivesMatter posturing Korryn Gaines as a martyr while reviewing his twitter spat that occurred over commenting on the subject. Randal 1 also discovers youtube atheist/mediocre fall-from-gracer Steve Shives. The Randals also plan a camping trip like two happy retards, with Blair Witch excitement in the backs of their minds
Randal 2 rewatches the original Ghostbusters a day after seeing Ghostbusters 2016 with Randal 1, to discuss it's merits as a classic and Leslie "Im am a stand up comedian" Jones pretends to be twelve again, allowing herself to be bullied off of twitter... for a day, while writer Milo Yiannopoulos continues to turn a silly comedy film into an outrage-porn spearheaded battle against Feminism.
Spoilers... Feminist traits not included in Ghostbusters 2016: shoehorned gender politics, skewed statistics, negative amounts of humor, the terms "sexist," "racist," or "homophobic," twitter hashtag slacktivism and general first-world whining about movies and video games. Pro Tip: Try not to be the "anti-feminist" version of this.
The Randals partake in a release weekend viewing of Ghostbusters 2016 and immediately afterwards compare the most anticipated failure of the last half-decade against the preemptive push-back to it's announcement and the memetic aftermath of it's two trailers, OneEighth having gone in with optimism and WilyMD, true neutral.
The Randals get political with a new bit, "Black Dude or White Dude?" talk about the 2016 election and the recent shootings involving coppers, to then finally lighten the mood with their second Game Show: "Can You Name Those NFL Players From the Pictures I Shares?!" or: "The Tight End Tally-HO!"
The Randals discuss Michael Richards' classic meltdown at the Laugh Factory, how Misery Merchants like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton became famous by taking advantage of situations like this and now, how nobodies attempt to use social media pillories and blogging to tear down public figures in order to get their own "fifteen minutes" of ego fulfillment. Also, Randal 1 demonstrates that the Star Wars franchise no longer commands an elite fandom, but is instead a watered-down, commercially saturated property that one can be relatively familiar with while having consciously avoided the films themselves for one's entire life.
The Randals discuss saltwater fish, smelly pets, their favorite modern horror films, Ted the Caver and other creepypasta.
The Randals answer already answered Yahoo Answers questions and discuss AFI, Zune, twitch boobies and Gazi Kodzo, aka "Black Hitler."
The Rocketbros. discover the Wild West that is coming up with arbitrary nicknames for in-game shots and blocks, such as the classic "Squirter," the "San Diego Slip-n-Rip" and the "Tallahassee Teabag," etc. while discussing Ghostbusters 2016 and the outrage porn being manufactured by both detractors and defenders of a goddamned movie trailer.
The Randals discuss "guilty pleasures," SNES games, aesthetic problems with The Walking Dead, Comic Book Men and those weird habits and behaviors that you grew up with, thus thinking that they were normal.
The RocketBros. debate the assertion linked below that the Rocket League vehicles sport varying mechanics. OneEighth repeatedly blows his O-ring like the Challenger and goes back in forth with WilyMD about banal sports announcing/interviews.
Randal 1 and Randal 2 discuss Unsolved Mysteries, facebook knee-jerking and the first question to be "akksed" by a viewer before plowing ahead into ranked matches in Rocket League.
Unlike last week, they get trounced in Rocket League, ending in a tough-love therapy session for Randal 1, earning him the hopefully here-to-stay nickname "Vladimir Poutin'."
The 21st Century Analogue Boys introduce "Lemme akks you somethin'" by delving into racial issues, #BlackLivesMatter, Dungeons & Dragons and a callback to Issue 1: Mixed-race History Month
The RocketBros. discuss twitch copyright protocol and argue about artistic integrity vs being youtube famous, while doing significantly better in Rocket League than they did last week.