From Kickstarter to Indiegogo to GoFundMe, there are a million moronic ideas and shameless e-beggars to burn your parents disposable income on. So what if they can't afford to keep the lakeside condo and have to stop shopping organic? You got to experience the fuzzy, warm-coca w/marshmallows temperature feeling of helping a transgender tumblr feminist pay their back taxes circa 2008, and a church musician replace the guitar he backed over in his driveway! How did it get in the driveway? Quit asking questions and send that poor bastard a wad of your parents' Tubmans.