7: "Ain't I a Stinkah!?"

Arthur Chu won't stop tweeting about #GamerGate and Ryan Wiley pretends to not love his vicariously gained attention. Both appear to be devout masochists.

BrianshipPotemkin exhaustively rants about humorless, self-righteous youtube/twitter "heroes" as 4ButtonSoul fills in the huge blanks whenever the former can't finish his sentences while continuing his first playthrough of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag.