The International Motorcycle Show 2018 is perused and critiqued; in lieu of being adept at discussing things with only two wheels unless they are featured in Mario Kart, Potemkin adorns his newly acquired Progressive Insurance swag and talks about his experience researching fashion watches and his newfound disdain for internet companies who claim to "cut out the middle man," while Phoenix asserts a watch alternative. Running Tree becomes enamored with Jello Biafra after watching some old daytime talk show clips and runs down a theory that the teens featured and discussed on Donahue and Oprah in the late 80's who were being condescended to by Tipper "Livin' in the land of the Metal Gods" Gore's PMRC are now the ones teaching "tolerant anti-tolerance" and Gender-Earnings-Gap Studies in colleges to the idle and exasperated powder kegs that are the millennial mind.Read More
During the aftermath of the holiday season, in the frozen tundra that was once the north eastern United States, Running Tree aids Phoenix in keeping his IT certifications up-to-date by finding out who indeed "The Last Jedi" are and what a "Puffin" is, Potemkin expresses his inversion of the love he used to feel for Christmas, spending more time playing Dark Souls for the fiftieth time instead of feeling holly, jolly or whathaveyou, a goofy ex-Vine star child posts something ridiculous and pretends to be surprised/sorry when said ridiculous post gets bad press (which is still press, of course), most of our computers are fucked until January 9th, the pending Catherine PS4 remake takes heat from twacktivists because getting mad at Japanese language trailers makes you look like you understand Japanese which is SUPER COOL and 10-year-old drag queens are a thing now, even though the crew was under the progressive assumption that being a drag queen appropriates and mocks transgender culture in a manner that borders on being rampantly vaginaphobic.Read More
Phoenix makes a series of ethically abhorrent purchase decisions during Black Friday weekend, Rick and Morty fanatics are the most woke of all in fandom, podcasting with micro-transactions, Altus goes DMCA on the RPCS3 PS3 emulator devs, Madoff is a bitch, sex robits, more sex robits and even more sex robits are coming for your jobs and your husbands.Read More
Potemkin asserts that no one on God's forsaken, cerulean pinball-of-death knows what the fuck the left-hand lane on the highway is for, as the crew then descends into Hollywood's erection problem and the pronunciation of "Weinstein," Forza 7 on the Windows 10 "console," the Injustice 2 Online Beta, Destiny (the shitty Twitch streamer not the shitty video game) and hats with speakers;
Running Tree mocks Potemkin's pronunciation of French, 4ButtonSoul and Redolution pop into the chat to make Weinstein dick jokes, the crew questions the motive behind pushing the gender earnings gap and Running Tree brings up transgender suicide rates while Nihilist FDR (Phoenix) takes his final smoke break for the evening after giving an exhausting commentary on all fronts.
The crew opens up their booty of slightly-expired to nearly-expired snacks from an earlier bargain store excursion, pre-packaged Caribbean Rum Cake from said booty giving Potemkin the energy to lambaste his beloved Nintendo for the second episode in a row for their rampant nostalgia manipulation with the release of SNES Classic, and their calculated, inbred reluctance to not produce nearly enough units once again; the current man-made God of Cell Phones is disparaged and Running Tree tells his tale of riding as a freeman on the land at the 2017 Triumph meetup.Read More
As Phoenix has his last smoke of the evening, Running Tree and Potemkin continue the discussion started by Kairos face-recognition; transsexuals and whether or not they have an obligation to reveal their gender status to sex partners.Read More
Potemkin rages over the tribulations of emulation via the Steam Link, Phoenix defends Nintendo's God-given Right to defend their brand, Hurricanes, Fascist Anti-Fascists and Running Tree invites Kairos facial recognition technology to the table as they humor themselves by testing it on Blaire White and Dick Masterson,Read More
Hot off the heels of eating a homemade chorizo and pepper pizza and a summer thus far dedicated to installing clutches and exhaust pipes into their Japanese vehicles, the crew rejoins to find that everything but make-up tutorials and children's programming on youtube is "not suitable for all advertisers."Read More
Sadly, their English Correspondent, 4ButtonSoul has been promoted by the podcasting Gods to the position of "Tower of Babel Viceroy of Great Britain" and is being immediately relocated across the Atlantic for active duty. The crew will miss his farts and memes, but even more so, his insights, quick wit and more than satisfactory accent. They will attempt to keep his aLIVE presence in future episodes via the least crappy version of internet telephone currently available.Read More
We now stream on the Spectrum, Gamestop, The Twitch Copyrighted Music/The Pandering model vs. The Advertising model Cheesecake Conundrum, actual problematic Dr. Pepper Cheesecake developed by 4Buttonsoul, the term "institutionalized," Phoenix's cursed adult coloring book causes more neuroses than it soothes, Time Warner Cable fucks off, "retirement" by any other name, designated shitting streets, and the three rings of circle-jerk.Read More
Benevolent Kitty Overlord gets "investigated, "Fucking 15 Fucking Dollars an Hour," featuring Penn Station, fast food mistake theft, Running Tree's bike "repair" story, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" bites the sudden dust abruptly, ex-member BlueSun purposefully exudes the Dunning Kruger Effect and sells all of his guitars to Potemkin as if to save them from languishing from dis/misuse.Read More
1:14:11 Any listener who has stuck their dick into an electric outlet, or knows someone who has, please contact us @4ButtonSoul. We want to hear your story.
Avocados, tomatoes, "I can get behind a Hungry Man," a very drunk RunningTree, annoying Atheism, psychoanalyzing one another's dreams, RunningTree sobers up, fucked up, not recommended jerk-off techniques, selling out and the disgusting blueberry peeps.Read More
Mixing left-over alcohol with Faygo, Obama's "mic drop," "Look Who's Back" film showcases similarities between Donald Trump and the Nazi Regime, John Waters is the Frank Zappa of movies, "Fucking 15 Dollars an Hour?!" and r/mulatto.Read More
Alt-right racism steals the word cuck from hardworking hilarious people, youtube channels named after movies, the "new" PS4, the "Last Call" Minute with Final Fantasy and Persona, The 10 Black Mages, grandfathered software, another ASMR Minute 24:48 (click to relax), WaifuHunter on Steam, jiggle sliders, game-play consulting, RunningTree carpet bombs the podcast, euthanasia lists, and the man with two bodies.Read More
Cough buttons, Bruce Jenner returns, DOOM and the "Last Call Minute," the leftovers of last week's Cheesecake Conundrum "youtube," another ASMR Minute, car salesmen, and BrianshipPotemkin stands alone to honorably defend the word "cuck" against jerk-ass politicos.Read More
One microphone, the weekly Cheesecake Conundrum: "youtube," featuring actual strawberry and Piña colada cheescake, craft malt liquor, The Good Old Days, AIDS, having pride in your STDs and John Bonham did 9/11.Read More
Slacker philosophers Phoenix, Running Tree, 4ButtonSoul and BrianshipPotemkin broadcast LIVE! from The Onyx Tower whilst drinking and making merry over philosophy and human behavior.
Sponsored by Running Tree Nazi Cupcakes and Potemkin Quesadillas. Radioactivity and other anomalies.
Badazon, kicking yourself in the dick like a true Coffin, the highly erotic Oxford Dictionary, crawling fark.com, anarcho-capitalist bitches who post baby pictures and report to facebook, too much stupid news to list and Phoenix replays Final Fantasy X.Read More
Beware of divisive intro/outro audio.
Part 2, The Grilled Cheese Test, begins at 2:37:58
Old-timey racism and fun with 1940's era Sociology and 1920's parentally approved hijinks, the recipe for smiting facebook argumenteurs, Chocolate Fountain Decadence, ASMR Minute, goDROWNyourself, buckets of Christian food, the debut of "Chimp Rapes Frog the GIF" raping the twitter account of professional politics narcissist Peter "Real Doll" Coffin and Color Our Grilled Cheese Blackened... Blackened.