Oh Fuck, IT'S aLIVE! Beta- 12/5/15- "Just the Right Length, No Editing is Required"

Straight up the universe's ass... with a crummy MacBook internal mic selected as the default input. Thanks Gchat!

Guam, Guamite hipsters, dead rats on parachutes, moldy bread/spoiled milk and tonight's pièce de résistance beginning at 1:14:39, dating "horse-girls."