9: Amish Overload, pt. 1

Running Tree drops his extensive Amish knowledge on the crew; Benevolent Kitty Overlord deigns to entertain us, the nearby Discount Outlet sells individual tea bags like the bowl of condoms at Planned Parenthood, BrianshipPotemkin investigates Narcoleptic Ned's fancy-ass oven and everything can be deep fried.

Phoenix is morally singed at the sound of the words "Vanilla Ice." BP refuses once again and forever to ever watch The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit films, even more so because the person (Phoenix) who wants to tie him down, pry his eyes open and force him to, thinks that Ralphie May is funny (Ralphie May is not funny).