Issue 48: #BloodyTears- of #FreeDankula, the GDCjo Awards and Passive-Aggressive Mollusks

The Randals discuss the prosecution of the ever-grinning, ever-meme'ing Scottish GodDamnpire, Count Dankula; even Swedish bodybuilder/Genetic Supremacist/another vlogger with a bustling bookshelf behind him on camera in attempt to appear preferentially well-read, The fucking "Golden One" is talking about it and for the first time at seeing the youtube drama dogs begin to contagiously bark down the neighborhood block-by-block in hopes of getting some of the Alpha's scraps, WilyMD agrees that this story needs to be barked and argued about, endlessly.

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Issue 43: #PatriceWilsonSuicideWatch

Music Producer Patrice Wilson of "Friday" youtube video pop-embarrassment fame burns his old persona to death with a two week long live stream; the Randals, privy to all of his "work," watch his rise from the ashes during the final countdown, awaiting either a new dark hip-hop album, some abstractly alluded-to horror film, a nuclear holocaust, or (comically-hopefully) a murder suicide, opposite Ethan of H3H3 fame, who, with his comedic innuendo over the past three years, has possibly led this man to the brink madness.

Cut from the five-hour Y'all BOOLshittin'! Patrice Wilson EmergencyKast, December 1st, 2017

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Issue 44: #TheRandalists, Vol. 1 - Top X Video Games on Planet Earth, pt. 4

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of US.
The Randals take a week off at the end of every month from restocking the Jerk Store to have an old-fashioned, friendly List-off.
 
One Eighth and WilyMD discuss one of the ties that have bound their friendship since the day they met: their love of video games (which is actually second, right under OneEighth's propensity to horde domestic marine life). Spanning four Y'all BOOLshittin'! Issues over five months, this fourth episode of The Randalists taught our heroes literally no lesson at all.

Part 4 of 4 features the Randals discussing how 90's survival horror games, especially Silent Hill, were the original "walking simulators," and aside from Resident Evil, were mostly either ignored or maligned by game journalism, while now, the walking simulator has since become one of their darling indie genres. Also, for the last time, OneEighth refuses to wear anything remotely thematic.

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Issue 42: #ThePeople'sChampion- of Eli Porter, Ya Boi Envy, Bisexual Bridal Showers & Doin' eeeit

Who really is Eli Porter and why did you laugh at him? One independent documentary appears to be seeking an answer to these questions; WilyMD attests that this documentary is exploitative in nature, from it's interviews with sarcastic ex-classmates, to intentionally oblivious bloggers who think Eminem is gangsta rap, to Anthony Milonakis for some reason and latte-hipster chicks who consider themselves to be Eli "fans," all transforming the film into an onion of absurdity he likens to the "Monster Parties: Fact or Fiction?" sketch from Mr. Show, while OneEighth attempts to convince his lesser half that it, instead, successfully produces empathy for Eli and is therefore valuable.

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Issue 41: #MeltBarAndShilled- a Final Heatbuff Update, Blaire White, BG?WG? & a Haunting

Still riding high off of their festive Halloween episodes, the Randals continue doing what's best in life: everything that does not include discussing politics or news.

Turning out to be one of the most argumentative non-political episodes since they discussed the current state of console gaming, OneEighth and WilyMD catch up on all of the personal stories they didn't have time for over the summer after the latter vehemently defends the burgeoning "Melt Bar and Grilled" against OneEighth's decidedly subpar, first-time experience, as the restaurant spreads it's delicious, carbohydrate-infused tentacles deeper into southern Ohio, by default turning everyone within a thirty-mile radius into a logy, napping iceberg of a human being, one titanic sandwich at a time.

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Issue 40: #TheRandalists, Vol. II - Top X Horror Films on Planet Earth, pt. 2

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of US.
The Randals take a week off at the end of every month from restocking the Jerk Store to have an old-fashioned, friendly List-off.

OneEighth and WilyMD return to celebrate the season with their second annual Halloween episode, busting through the cemetery gates with horror film talk and discussions about their worst fears and favorite monsters.

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Issue 39: #TheRandalists, Vol. II - Top X Horror Films on Planet Earth, pt. 1

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of US.
The Randals take a week off at the end of every month from restocking the Jerk Store to have an old-fashioned, friendly List-off.

OneEighth and WilyMD return to celebrate the season with their second annual Halloween episode, busting through the cemetery gates with horror film talk and discussions about their worst fears and favorite monsters.

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Issue 38: #TheRandalists, Vol. I - Top X Video Games on Planet Earth, pt. 3

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of US.
The Randals take a week off at the end of every month from restocking the Jerk Store to have an old-fashioned, friendly List-off.
 
One Eighth and WilyMD discuss one of the ties that have bound their friendship since the day they met: their love of video games (which is actually second, right under WilyMD's lowride, LED Pimped-out 3G Eclipse). Spanning four Y'all BOOLshittin'! Issues over five months, this third episode of The Randalists taught our heroes a hard lesson: games are actually boolshit.

Part 3 of 4 features the Randals discussing how "games" went from an enthusiast hobby to an ubiquitously scammy, money-making medium for millennial gamblers, ie: a culturally more comfortable, less ostensibly depressing replacement for slot machines.

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Issue 37: #ThomasSmithSitsAwkwardlyForAnHour&Twenty- The 2017 Mythicon Massacre

The 2017 Mythicon Massacre was just like the Sioux Falls Massacre except only one person was murdered: many, many times.

According to Steve "TheAssman" Shives, much like VidCon 2017, the MythiCon Milwaukee organizers infringed upon the boundaries of good sense when they allowed their convention to be crashed by the most savagely dangerous group of individuals since The Walt Disney Company: The https://www.youtube.com Coalition of Racists, Rape Apologists and Misogynists, or "YouCRRAM." 

The Randals take a look and comment on the anemic Thomas Smith as he attempts to guilt-trip his own audience into debating Sargon of Akkad for him, after realizing that the Stephen King length novel of notes on his CuckBook Pro are of no use when the principles they were written on have the intellectual consistency of Nickelodeon Gak.

The aftermath has seen Steve "JJFuckz" Shives calling for Jihad.

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Issue 36: #FelixNaggerbergAin'tNoRacist- of Ken Ham's Ark Encounter, Heatbuff Updates and PewDiePie (again)

One Eighth nearly eats himself to death on shrimp and chooses to not invite WilyMD to his screening of the "IT" remake.

Together, however, the Randals reluctantly refuse once again to not come to the defense of the World's Most Targeted Internet Swede 2017, PewDiePie, the internet daddy of an entire generation of what The Wall Street Journal considers "Hitler Youth 2: Dark Territory"; this time Mr. Naggerberg finds himself lapping up blogger/tweeter jism with penitent tongue once again for his apparent slander of one gamer... AND an entire race of people, all at the same time.

One would think that PC gaming culture is fairly fucking adjacent to Internet culture, thus WilyMD "Last Week Legatos" over PCGamer.com ironically being so out of touch with the very thing they use to publish their own media/something very connected to what their media concerns, that they defer to The Southern Poverty Law Center's assessment of what "kek" is; which is kind of like a musician attempting to arrange a Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. X on guitar for the first time, google searching for the sheet music... and clicking a link that leads to The Southern Poverty Law Center. After letting the steam out of his system, he provides the Y'all BOOLshittin'! September Envavo Heatbuff Kickstarter Update, and fields OneEighth's questions about his and Running Tree's "Ken Ham's Boat that Don't Float" Museum Adventure, as well as his summer spent "dropping a tranny" in Running Tree's garage.

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Issue 35: #IntergenerationalTrauma- of Accidental Courtesy, NursesLivesMatter, Black Emojis and BG?WG?

The Randals, Lord Titan WilyMD and The Grand Wizard of Torrential Apocalypse OneEighth continue to discuss Daryl "The Human Planet" Davis and the highly underrated documentary about his longtime excursions with the Klan and his attempts to undermine them with honest discourse, a weapon far too subtle for the typically atom-splicing, Cold War Twitter Millennial.

The Randals then discuss nurse Alex Wubbels and her experience with police idiocy/megalomania, the click-bait BBC News video about using "black emojis," L'Oréal and their financially understandable decision to put a model out to pasture based on statements about systemic racism that she stood by only long enough to realize that no amount or type of privilege can protect you from the Job Lynch Mob and OneEighth tests his wits against WilyMD in "Black Guy? White Guy?": Biker Edition.

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Issue 34: #TheRandalists, Vol. I - Top X Video Games on Planet Earth, pt. 2

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of US.
The Randals take a week off at the end of every month from restocking the Jerk Store to have an old-fashioned, friendly List-off.
 
One Eighth and WilyMD discuss one of the ties that have bound their friendship since the day they met: their love of video games (which is actually second, right under WilyMD's effervescently sliver dental grill). Spanning four Y'all BOOLshittin'! Issues over five months, this second episode of The Randalists taught our heroes a hard lesson: playing modern video games instead of paying attention to the news is pretty difficult for most people.

Part 2 of 4 features what the Randals have been up to recently, vidya-wise.

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Issue 33: #DarylDavisIsBetterThanYou- of Accidental Courtesy, hunting the Mothmin and Facebook Tussles

The Randals watch the solar eclipse because staring at the sun is totally okay every other day of the year, right? OneEighth gets into some facebook tussles and goes to West Virginia to die on a bridge while WilyMD is too chickenshit to fuck with a wrong number in another edition of "ConTEXTualized," destroying history is easier than building a brighter tomorrow and no one on twitter is punching shit, up to and including Nazis.

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Issue 32: #BlockedFromRoom1408- of VidCon 2017, Tariq Na-full-of-Sheeit, John Q-Sack and BG?WG?

The Randals accidentally and incidentally run afoul of John "Q" Sack, best known for his starring role in the sequel to Tariq Nasheed's "The Art of Mackin'" and VidCon 2017 gets "debriefed" as it's head organizer apologizes for not allowing his brand of harassers to do more harassing at their stupid convention that WilyMD admits, "looked like fun" and wouldn't mind taking ToB there in 2018 so he can "Kiwi polish Maddox's bald head" and "tickle Sargon's belly until he giggles." CNN attempts to play internet hardball by actively digging up and publishing private information about some kid who meme'd them up in the twittaverse, with everyone agreeing at the end of the day that they are indeed the ones who are the ball-lickers.

Youtube humor-philanthropist Bunty King (currently suspended from said twittaverse, #AnotheroneBitesTheDust) pokes Tariq "I used to be a pick-up-artist but all of a sudden I give a real shit about racial issues" Nasheed with the twitter shtick and Steve Shives wouldn't know the Art of Blockin' if it were an eighteen-year-old transgender vlogger he could have suspiciously platonic chats with in the youtube comment section because he's been using auto-blockers his entire career, the equivalent of soliciting prostitutes and calling yourself a ladies man just because you were wearing a gator shirt in the motel, which of course WilyMD has no intention of letting go out of style. OneEighth attempts (with beckoning futility) to convince Herr "Q" Sack to let his partner back into Room 1408.

VidCon: an "apology"

Featuring music by: Skelpit Lug

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Issue 31: #WatermelonWaterbloating- of Gator Shirts, Gay Pride and Tariq-Na-pants-Sheeit

OneEighth recovers from a two week long ear infection and returns to engross-out WilyMD with a story of eating an entire watermelon himself, whilst the latter spent the short hiatus not discovering how the little-known, less oily, yet slightly more brown Roosh V has cracked attention-farming records after having converted from PUA to a race-bating, social justice Twitter-Jihadist, all because he was too busy watching and auto-hosting the 24 hour, week-long Mr. Rogers stream on Twitch.

Featuring music by: Vaults of Extoth/JSarge

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Issue 30: #TheRandalists Vol. I - Top X Video Games on Planet Earth, pt. 1

The Jerk Store called and they're running out of US.
The Randals take a week off at the end of every month from restocking the Jerk Store to have an old-fashioned, friendly List-off.
 
One Eighth and WilyMD discuss one of the ties that have bound their friendship since the day they met: their love of video games (which is actually second, right under WilyMD's dreadlocks). Spanning four Y'all BOOLshittin'! Issues over five months, this first Volume of The Randalists taught our heroes a hard lesson: being passionate about things takes up a lot more goddamn time and energy than being angry about them; approximately four times as much.

Part 1 of 4 features the Randal's favorite game soundtracks, favorite consoles and favorite genres.

Featuring music by: Goodnight Tonight, Skelpit Lug and Vaults of Extoth/J. Sarge

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Issue 29: #gogreen18GoesAWOL- of Heatbuff Updates, Laci Green and Penn & Teller's "Bullshit!" Season 1

The Randals, "goFUNDyourself" backers for the Envavo Heatbuff, take a consumer survey sent out by it's creators, Laci Green clearly makes the financially wise choice for her brand to partially eschew her MTV-funded echo chamber by pretending to invite in adversarial voices from long standing detractors, much to the chagrin of her fan base, while WilyMD introduces OneEighth to Kevin "Pongo Robustus" Logan, undisputed champion of the condescending, webcam-dwelling, Shite-Knight lunatics who claim to defend Laci Green from Super SJW Fighters and from herself, all wrapping up on a lighter note with the new bit: "Bullshit on BOOLshit," where the Randals talk about their favorite episodes of Penn & Teller, which inspires OneEighth to share the story where he dreamt "the future."

Featuring music by: Replay and Dayfly

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Issue 28: #KingJamesofRustleton- of Ex-ToB Member BlueSun, Penn & Teller and Anxiety

OneEighth and WilyMD discuss the latter's good friend and ex-podcasting buddy, BlueSun, his attempts to pretend that he has not been actively trying to be a massive encumbrance over social media and Wily's retaliatory machinations; all the while, the Troubadour of Facebook Tussling, the aforementioned OneEighth, is doing quite the opposite: bringing people together with social media.

Join the Randals as they discuss internet trolling and Prank Bros, OneEighth's revisiting of "Penn & Teller's Bullshit," his love for the Robert Stack show "Unsolved Mysteries" and WilyMD's minor disgust at modern blogging, featuring a piece entitled, "Anxiety Makes You Look Like an Asshole."

Featuring music by: Dayfly and Cybervision/Crudbump

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Issue 27: #SuperToweBros.- of Bool-Aidd Produktionz, Charles Quinton Murphy and an Envavo Heatbuff Update

The Randals attempt to avoid a looming Gangsta Rap war by recanting their Issue 24 mockery of West Coast rap crew Bool-Aidd Producktionz in hopes that they won't be forced to resurrect their own rabid hip-hop personas, "BillesDeRais" and "Rootin' Tootin' Ryan," which they, in a pact with the Dark Lord, agreed to forego in exchange for podcast riches and fame, lest they eventually share a metaphorical coffin with Biggie and Tupac.

Featuring music by: Cybervision/Crudbump and The Maybes

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Issue 26: #CheckYourHardware;CauseYouJustGotNardwared- of Nardwuar, YouTube Advertisers and Google/Pepsi's "coexist"

Tha Randal's Last Week Legato over Nardwuar's strangely all at once effective, obnoxious and intoxicating interviewing habits and theories into why large youtube advertisers are pulling out over shoddy reporting, then go forward with Google's coexist homepage and Islamophobia, Stephen Colbert being religious, WilyMD playing Betrayal At House On the Hill without his good buddy OneEighth, who's been dying to play it ever since he watched Wil Wheaton fit all of the mansion tiles up his ass on youtube, Pepsi, Black Guy or White Guy? and the latest Envavo Heatbuff update as a challenger emerges!

Featuring music by: 13 Saints and The Ophelias

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